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I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
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How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your...
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.
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One forgives to the degree that one loves.
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If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you...
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The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a...
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Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches.