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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you...
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Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that...
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Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs.
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My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The world must be made safe for democracy.
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out...
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If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...