Quote #6564
Why a duck?
Quote #19495
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are...
Quote #363
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
Quote #23060
A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man...
Quote #26752
Our job is not to straighten each other out, But to help each other...
Quote #24598
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
Quote #3262
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
Quote #19318
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
Quote #19596
When armies are mobilized and issues are joined, The man who is sorry over...