Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #5276
Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.
Quote #34780
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #30944
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
Quote #4037
Free your mind, and the rest will follow. Be colorblind, don?t be so shallow.
Quote #19494
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #13792
You can never plan the future by the past.
Quote #17618
Virtue herself is her own fairest reward.
Quote #14291
Do not speak harshly to any one; those who are spoken to will answer...