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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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It is not the fruits of scientific research that elevate man and enrich his...
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The question was put to him, what hope is and his answer was, The...
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It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
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I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than...
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Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
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As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true...
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.