Quote #6535
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Quote #1594
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #18350
What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream Or what’s worse, what...
Quote #8296
Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it....
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Quote #20574
I cannot forgive my friends for dying I do not find these vanishing acts...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #1728
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who...
Quote #30863
The net of the sleeper catches fish.