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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
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Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
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More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.
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Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists of choosing between the...
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Remember Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising...
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We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
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I’ve made a couple of mistakes I’d like to do over.