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I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
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We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
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Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made...
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