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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
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An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.
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Trent I’m telling you baby, you always double down on 11.
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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...
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If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write...
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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
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Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...