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Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
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I will not criticize another until I have walked a mile in his mocassins.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in...
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Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person...
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There is always room for a man of force, and he makes room for...
Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #14739
Socrates called beauty a short-lived tyranny; Plato, a privilege of nature; Theophrastus, a silent...