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If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually...
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
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A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
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He who knoweth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, Is like...
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It is possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what...
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If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
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You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
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Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
Quote #12618
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.