Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a...
Quote #3666
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
Quote #17827
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
Quote #3530
Do not commit your poems to pages alone, sing them I pray you.
Quote #19181
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #1181
When you sling mud, you lose ground.
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Man’s many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his...
Quote #32512
J.F.K.–The Man and the Airport