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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my...
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The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
Quote #16562
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #12148
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #15452
Love is an alliance of friendship and animalism; if the former predominates it is...
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When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye...
Quote #7891
War is hell, and I mean to make it so.
Quote #4847
I would fain die a dry death.