Quote #32464
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #2836
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #5819
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #31214
Harvard doesn’t consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they...
Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #33263
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards they try to have more things,...
Quote #23428
It’s a dangerous business going out your front door.
Quote #34216
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Quote #26474
Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was...
Quote #17381
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.