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Most do not fully see this truth that life is difficult. Instead they moan...
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More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Mighty are the winds of time, which sweep away the despair of a broken...
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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who...
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Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
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Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something...
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In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a...
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One is never more on trial than in the moment of excessive good fortune.
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England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.