Quote #9156
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
Quote #782
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
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As the same fire assumes different shapes When it consumes objects differing in shape,...
Quote #854
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
Quote #494
Oregano is the spice of life.
Quote #14403
Our deeds follow us, and what we have been makes us what we are.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #9247
For he who sees a need but waits to be asked is already set...
Quote #12268
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.