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I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not...
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When...
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affection and the...
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In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few...