Quote #2450
We become what we think about all day long.
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Very few of the great leaders ever get through their careers without failing, sometimes...
Quote #3535
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #29276
We are all connected to everyone and everything in the universe. Therefore, everything one...
Quote #20386
Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his moccasins.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #11610
Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.
Quote #28447
Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the...