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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
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He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for.
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As soon as we started programming, we found out to our surprise that it...
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May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your...
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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
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Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
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The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in...
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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #11615
I intend to live forever or die trying.