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Only solitary men know the full joys of frienship. Others have their family but...
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Believe in something larger than yourself.
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Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
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When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going...
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
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I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
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A wise old owl sat upon an oak The more he saw the less...
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I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.
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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...