Quote #2106
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact they do so.
Quote #13530
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #15370
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #855
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Quote #6857
If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.
Quote #21112
To exclude from positions of trust and command all those below the age of...
Quote #11772
Love is know the pain of too much tenderness.
Quote #1713
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...