Quote #2129
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
Quote #33200
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #3676
looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
Quote #7505
Who can protest and does not, is an accomplice in the act.
Quote #16727
You see things as they are and ask, ‘Why’ I dream things as they...
Quote #12387
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...
Quote #1169
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Quote #18868
We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...
Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #22389
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.