Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28279 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Paul De Gondi Quote #33778 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
Arsenio Hall Quote #28115 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Groucho Marx Quote #34268 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Margaret Cho Quote #12473 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
General George Catlett Marshall Quote #14233 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Quote #32649 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Doubt is not a pleasant state of mind, but certainty is absurd.
Donald Trump Quote #34830 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been...
H. L. Mencken Quote #2146 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
Queen Elizabeth I Quote #34490 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.