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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the...
Quote #2128
Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #2842
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
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It is the responsibility of the sender to make sure the receiver understands the...
Quote #6019
When a nation goes down, or a society perishes, one condition may always be...
Quote #6928
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
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I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #3286
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.