Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #14302
Chastity is a monkish and evangelical superstition, a greater foe to natural temperance even...
Quote #2744
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Quote #28214
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of...
Quote #6938
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Quote #10686
For though I do not ask for aid, we need it.
Quote #23040
An idealist believes the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run...
Quote #22982
Don’t one of you fire until you see the whites of their eyes.N.B. A...
Quote #27199
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
Quote #30505
Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races,...