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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
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If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
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There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
Quote #12964
For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst? Verily,...
Quote #30091
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #34804
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
Quote #33111
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to chage the...