Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #11580
Religiously strict people, who judge themselves without mercy, are also those who have most...
Quote #24488
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #8523
Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there...
Quote #27676
Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #5537
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is wasted.
Quote #27232
If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with...
Quote #3370
There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.