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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of...
Quote #3707
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.
Quote #31558
I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we...
Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
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What a pity that so many people rather believe their doubts And doubt their...
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...
Quote #6982
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #10983
The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with...