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The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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War is a matter of vital importance to the State; the province of life...
Quote #1575
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...
Quote #2912
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of...
Quote #11046
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the...
Quote #4831
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...
Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #10241
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
Quote #21618
Develop interest in life as you see it in people, things, literature, music –...