Quote #3946
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Quote #30721
I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...
Quote #25205
There must be such a thing as a child with average ability, but you...
Quote #20124
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #25560
Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
Quote #1851
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Quote #3967
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
Quote #13920
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #19323
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #24043
If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.