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So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and...
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Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
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Tell no one the secret that you want to keep, although he may be...
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Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he,...
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Who feels no ills, should, therefore, fear them; and when fortune smiles, be doubly...
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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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Good sense is, of all things among men, the most equally distributed: for every...