Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Quote #21829
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #17420
If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #22023
Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.
Quote #25024
There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...
Quote #21455
You, the Spirit of the Settlement … Not understand that America is God’s crucible,...
Quote #20405
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.