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To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
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A good word is an easy obligation but not to speak ill, requires only...
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From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had...
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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We always like those who admire us we do not always like those whom...
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Everything actual must also first have been possible, before having actual existence.
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A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of...