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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
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It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have...
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Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.
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Manifest plainness,Embrace simplicity,Reduce selfishness,Have few desires.
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Cervantes smiled Spain’s chivalry away A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his...
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The man who prefers his country before any other duty duty shows the same...
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There is no “royal road” to geometry.
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A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #19825
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...