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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
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Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but...
Quote #26792
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has...
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Almsgiving tends to perpetuate poverty aid does away with it once and for all....
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There is one thing alonethat stands the brunt of life throughout its course:a quiet...
Quote #27719
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one’s distance from the problem.