Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #32768
The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
Quote #25864
The problem is that Americans would like to be independent of the rest of...
Quote #29626
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
Quote #19544
It’s not failure, but low aim is crime.
Quote #8446
Long experience has taught me this about the status of mankind with regard to...
Quote #20732
I can resist anything but temptation.
Quote #30797
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of...
Quote #20852
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Quote #7192
To be intelligent is to be open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental.