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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
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Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
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The beauty of a statue is in its outward form of a man in...
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #11673
They are able because they think they are able.
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done.
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Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
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Things that are done, it is needless to speak about…things that are past, it...
Quote #2293
Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.