Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #25619
Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Quote #5682
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
Quote #23295
I just don’t think it’s good for us to be run out of town....
Quote #14194
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #15072
What makes men of genius, or rather, what they make, is not new ideas,...
Quote #14928
Life is largely a matter of expectation.
Quote #4864
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.