Quote #3079
America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #13175
It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.
Quote #25679
Don’t set your wit against a child.
Quote #24105
One is still what one is going to cease to be and already what...
Quote #14207
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a...
Quote #21825
It’s what we learn after we think we know it all that counts.
Quote #6405
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart...
Quote #34919
Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...
Quote #19247
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...