Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #576
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Quote #794
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to...
Quote #3659
Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...
Quote #34181
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Quote #23275
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
Quote #2056
So little time, so little to do.
Quote #7382
A stern discipline pervades all nature, which is a little cruel that it may...
Quote #4471
Deus ex machina
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.