Quote #33297
If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #28890
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #19769
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
Quote #34242
If you don’t accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained...
Quote #20261
It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #3349
Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #24008
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...