Quote #5126
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week…to...
Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #749
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
Quote #446
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
Quote #25719
May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
Quote #7527
There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.
Quote #2903
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they...
Quote #16002
To my mind to kill in war is not a whit better than to...
Quote #13912
Change is scientific, progress is ethical; change is indubitable, whereas progress is a matter...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.