Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #11650
A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so,...
Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #18985
How far would have Moses gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt
Quote #11219
A man is as old as he feels himself to be.
Quote #28111
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun....
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #11330
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Quote #6310
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better...