Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #24849
A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Quote #7967
Being another character is more interesting than being yourself.
Quote #15547
All the sounds of the earth are like music.
Quote #2537
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...
Quote #34180
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when...
Quote #29673
In this life, Christ is an example, showing us how to live in his...
Quote #25215
The future is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go...
Quote #26807
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
Quote #4589
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.