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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Hurting people is my business.
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Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
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The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility...
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When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
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A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
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Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed...
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No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly, for...
Quote #16822
Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...