Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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The true skeptic will never believe you no matter how much proof you offer...
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If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused...
Quote #17081
I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
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It is easier to judge a person’s mental capacity by his questions than by...
Quote #30039
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
Quote #14390
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend...
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...
Quote #23605
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to...
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.