Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #10443
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #18807
I am indeed rich, since my income is superior to my expense, and my...
Quote #32804
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #33685
Things don’t fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #13776
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
Quote #78
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #19961
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...