Quote #11943
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Quote #34515
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the...
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #4314
Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.
Quote #25381
You can teach a student a lesson for a day but if you can...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #4056
Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself.
Quote #21439
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
Quote #27908
Let’s have some new cliches.