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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some...
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #33046
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
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Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie...
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There are questions of real power and then there are questions of phony authority....
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Much learning shows how little mortals know; much wealth, how little worldings enjoy.
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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which...
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Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.