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I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two...
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
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Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.
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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
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A theory must be tempered with reality.
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Human reason has this peculiar fate that in one species of its knowledge it...
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A dimple in the chin a devil within.
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
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Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches...